Funny doc's

Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients tooperate on. The first surgeon says, "I like to seeaccountants on my operating table, because when you openthem up, everything inside is numbered.

"The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians!Everything inside them is color-coded.

"The third surgeon says, "No, I really think file clerks arethe best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order.

"The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like constructionworkers. Those guys always understand when you have a fewparts left over at the end, and when the job takes longerthan you said it would.

"But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed:"You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operateon. There's no guts, no heart, and no spine, and the headand tail are interchangeable."